Now I don’t know much about lawyerin’, but I sure would like to figure out some legal way for former Wyoming senator Alan Simpson to adopt me as his grandson. I think I’ve kind of gone off the rails in the last few years, ever since I started hip-hoppin’, blowing j’s, doin’ the watusi, sending sex google mails, and wearing asymmetrical haircuts. OH! And of course, listening to Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog. If Alan Simpson were my granddad, I’d always be happy, because I would never stop laughing.

7 replies on “That’s My Grandpa!”

  1. Hahaha. YouTube uses the “snoopy snoopy” to queue up a bunch of Peanuts videos to follow Simpson.

    I actually have kind of a warm spot in my heart for Alan Simpson, and I miss him in Congress. I’d take a hundred of him and Orrin Hatch over the typical Rs who’re in there now.

  2. Enema man, enema man;
    doing the things an enema can.
    What is he like? It’s not important.
    Enema man.

    Triangle man, Triangle man;
    triangle man hates enema man.
    They have a fight, Triangle wins.
    Triangle man.

  3. How long has it been since Snoop Dogg was popular? I started listening to Top 40 radio around 2000 (and stopped in 2003) and I don’t recall ever hearing any hits from him.

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