If you’re single and bitter about your break-up, separation, divorce, de-slave-collaring ceremony—whatever—look around for a memento of that failed relationship and bring it to the Stranger‘s 13th Annual Valentine’s Day Bash. Wedding rings, china, sex toys: bring your memento to Neumos on Saturday, February 13, tell your sad story to the cheering mob—they’ll be cheering for you!—and then I will personally destroy your memento for you live onstage in a heart-mending ritual that will help you heal and move past your heartbreak. You will love again! And since the Bash this year is on Valentine’s Day Eve, and since Neumos will be packed with other single people who are ready to laugh and date and have sex again, you could wind up with a date on Valentine’s Day! Come to the Bash! And… since Valentine’s Day just isn’t Valentine’s Day without chocolate, everyone who comes to the Bash with a memento to smash will receive a Cupcake Royale Deathcake. (The Stranger’s resident sugar addict’s review of the Deathcake is here.)
The Valentine’s Day Bash goes down Saturday, February 13th, at Neumos (925 E. Pike). Doors at 8, show at 9:30. $6 advance, $8 at the door. And you can get your tickets in advance here.
Deathcake is Deathklok’s kiddie band version?
No, not exactly. But it’s kind of like having Deathklok provide the food for a party.
Haha…will they be setting things on fire, sorta like some new age ceremony.
I’m single and happy about my break-up, divorce and de-slavement.
But now I have to hide from all the people who think I should be miserable…
I wish I was still in Seattle.
*sigh*
I hate this. And by “this” I mean “life”.
I had a Deathcake yesterday. I was unimpressed. A slice of grocery store sheet cake would’ve been more tasty, at about a third of the price.
@3 “Haha…will they be setting things on fire, sorta like some new age ceremony.”
God, you are the dumbest troll to spend every waking moment on the Slog.
@7 I’m with you there, cupcake royale in general tastes pretty damn nasty. I mean you can only dress up boxed cake mix so much…
Cupcake Royale is a giant rip off – not good tasting, over priced and snotty help.
Tried it twice, not more. Go to a real bakery … there are tons in Seattle.
This place is like a mall store for the stupid.
Chin up, Violet.
Here is a hug. Sorry you’re hating life.
Wink, the new cupcake place on Queen Anne is SOOOOOOO much better than Cupcake Royale. The cake part is so good you don’t even need the frosting…the ultimate compliment for cake.