Friday the 13th at the Moore, Genius was bestowed and all became inebriated.
- The stage, with Kathryn Rathke’s lovely drawings of Geniuses.

- Stranger Film Genius Zia Mohajerjasbi

- Literary Genius Stacey Levine

- Visual Art Genius Jeffry Mitchell
More after the jump…
Stranger Theater Geniuses the Cody Rivers Show could not attend, as one of them was onstage performing somewhere and the other was in Japan. (They’re big in Japan.) Reportedly, they are sexy.
And two nice women accepted the Organization Genius award on behalf of the newly sexed-up Pacific Northwest Ballet.

- Through some kind of WITCHCRAFT, cupcakes had Geniuses RIGHT ON THEM.

- They Live!

- Every Genius needs a viking helmet.

- Tying one on in the Moore’s gorgeous lobby. Graffiti screen courtesy of WITCHCRAFT.
Congratulations, again, freshly minted Geniuses, and thanks to everyone who came out for the great party!


How about we change the name to the Stranger Circle Jerk?
Great idea, Fart! I got dibs on pivot-man!
Is that Garrison Keillor behind Stacey Levine?
@1: Yeah, everyone knows that the Ballet is nothing but a bunch of buddies of Stranger writers who they wouldn’t even care about if their venue wasn’t located on 12th and Pike.
At least circle-jerkers have friends @1.
Which hand will you be using on yourself tonight?
@3
While they look alike from a distance, that is competitive eater and Stranger book editor Paul Constant, aka as Paul Puke on the competitive eating circuit.
Paul’s idea of fun on Friday and Saturday nights is binging and barfing at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Why writers would would want to meet Paul, much less talk to Paul is beyond us.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/consp…
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self fellatio for all!
@ 6 & 7 – ha ha you stupid shithea