Do you believe in the power of MAGIC? I do, too! Especially when the magician in question is Paul Harris, better known as “The Amazing Oh Shit, I’m Pretty Sure This Guy is Gonna Rape Me. STOP TOUCHING MY HAND!!!” (He should probably work on getting a better stage name.)
The Amazing Rape-O Presents… “Wack Your Pack!”
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Sir, please take your crotch bulge off the table.
It’s Marjoe Gortner from the Earthquake movie!
He’s talking like a homunculus reading from a script.
He’ll add her shoes to his collection? Like, as in one a serial killer would have? Guess that’s why he became a magician…
it’s a good thing that he’s one of the more prolific and genius inventors in magic circles, because he always has that creepy 80’s vibe going for him.
Fun Fact: Paul wrote the screenplay for the 80’s film “Nice Girls Don’t Explode” ! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093617/