Fighting Boeing: Boeing is betting on a losing horse. Sawant called for the workers to take over the factories. Meanwhile, Boeing made an embarrassing mistake in an ad they ran in the Seattle Times.

Ha Ha Fuck You: Goldy translates the Washington State Republican transportation plan to English.

Republican Woman Shocked by Republican War on Women: Susan Hutchison makes $20,000 less than her predecessor, and she’s not happy about it.

Ocean’s Eleven for Drunks: Who the hell stole the dollar bills off the Comet’s ceiling?

Gunfight: What happens if opposing gun initiatives on the ballot in 2014 both win?

Everybody’s Talking About Sawant: Goldy says a vote for Kshama Sawant was sorta a vote for socialism. He also takes a look at what’s unsettling Democrats about Sawant. Meanwhile, Matthew Yglesias is hell-bent on letting you know he’s not as liberal as Sawant is. And finally, KING 5’s Linda Brill is a total fucking idiot.

What Have Unions Ever Done for Them? The Seattle Times editorial board seems to hate unions.

Score One for Pedestrians! The Northgate pedestrian/bike bridge is back in the budget.

“I Can’t Even Describe the Sorrow and Futility” What it was like when JFK was assassinated.

Bloomberg: Rich People Are More Interesting Than Theater! They fired a theater critic and are focusing on “luxury” instead.

This Painting Is About Love: There’s a very good discussion in the comments on Jen Graves’s post about a new way of labeling art.

Selfies! Because Internet: Our language is changing a lot.

And Now, Some Overdramatic Christian Heartbreak: