Something for the white supremacists out there…
A two-year-old girl has become the youngest member of Mensa, the society strictly for geniuses.
With intelligence far beyond her years, Elise Tan Roberts can name 35 capital cities and identify the three types of triangle. Her IQ is 156 – higher than Carol Vorderman’s, the maths expert and former Countdown host. The average IQ in the population at large is 100.
…The little girl was born in London in December 2006 and has heritage in England, Malaysia, China, Nigeria and Sierra Leone.
Your fears are justified! Brown people are taking over the world.
Good Morning Charles,
If she’s the future of the human race, bully for us. What a cute little girl.
“Brown people are taking over the world.”
They’ll fuck it up…
@2, I just realized people actually don’t know me and probably won’t realize my above comment was meant to come accross as my immitation, hence mocking, of a racist who would say such a thing.
It is her white and asian genes that make her smart
A little English blood goes a long way
Humans are shaped by their environment, not their race.
Ummm…I’m sure that by electing Barack Obama to arguably the most powerful political office in the World that the few remaining white supremacists are already on notice.
IQ tests are also unfairly weighted toward those who are younger. like any test, it has its flaws.
she’s still smarter than i was at 2.
White people ran it for 500 years, so I guess it’s time someone else got a turn.
But get it straight, son !
it’s us yellow people, not you brown people that are taking over.
run run run for your lives !!!!
Her daddy’s pretty cute, too.
What a sweet little girl!
Isosceles
Equilateral
Um…
Shit, I’ll never make it into Mensa. 🙁
Oh boy, so she’s got the same IQ I have. So what? That and a dime will get you a cup of coffee.
Scalene. I had to google it. I wonder if the little girl just brings an iPhone in for her tests.
Fucking adorable, and probably has sturdier genes than the rest of us albino anomalies. I still can’t go out in the sun without putting on SPF 80.
This would pretty much sum up my mensa test:
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Yes, if by “rule the world” you mean “live tiny, bitter, joyless, juiceless lives like all the other sad fuckups who try to compensate for their inadequacies by joining Mensa”.
shut up fnarf, they had a cool meeting or two.
I just couldn’t put up with the microsofties speaking klingon.
Wisepunk, I dispute the existence of any such thing as a “cool meeting”.
capital cities and triangle types? that’s just memorization…not intelligence
God, the only group more holier-than-thou and stick-up-their-ass then Mensa are the vegetarians. Mensa vegetarians are like an assholish singularity from which no fun or compassion can escape.
Nice post, Chaz.
i was going to say something about lower-class American Blacks and how this girl isn’t being raised by them so she has a better shot at staying that smart. but that would be rascist.
@2 sarcasm needs a font.
Fnarf- I digress. A cool lecture. One from a doc from evergreen about bactereophages (sp?), another from the head of the WA ACLU on the patriot act. those were the only 2 I went to. at the time I did it to get a 20% break on my auto insurance, but they stopped that discount the next year. Hence for one year I was a mensa member
I’m a Mensa drop-out and my experience with ‘the society for geniuses’ is that they are a bunch of idiots who get to recreate high school – only this time the Nerds are on top! They formed their little cliques and got to ostracize other people for a change.
They may score high on an IQ test, but 90% of them didn’t know the difference from a “fact” and an “opinion”. One argument I heard over and over was that the US discriminates against smart people! Yeah, right, don’t want your daughter to date a smart guy! Oh noes, a smart family moved in next door – there goes our property values!
Of course, this kid is only two – she doesn’t understand enough to know that anyone who proudly claims to be a Mensa member is automatically an idiot.
A two-year-old member of Mensa? Cool.
A forty-year-old member of Mensa? Check, please.
Really, Mensa membership should just be for kids. Something you graduate from when you enter junior high.
@20: she’s two years old.
Also, IQ tests do not feature questions about capital cities.
This post unintentionally exposes Charles’ feelings of inadequacy about his race. The fact is, HE finds it unusual, surprising, and strange — And he’s projecting those impressions on white people, as though we’d never believe it. It’s not a huge surprise to me or anyone else on here that she’s smart. Only Charles.
Besides, that girl looks pretty white to me.
Aw, my one year old white male heir can do that shit.