- This woman makes a mean William Burroughs. Ask her to do a selection for you at the party. Seriously.
Okay, so you KNOW who the Geniuses are. Their cakes are eaten. Their trophies are being manufactured by elves.
And now YOUR PARTY is being planned in The Stranger‘s war room. Save the date: Friday night, September 16, at the Moore. Tickets are for sale here.
For 7 bucks, you get performances by Wheedle’s Groove (Seattle music royalty in the flesh, people), Wild Orchid Children (“supercharged forces of nature“), dancing to the beats of DJs Emerald City Soul Club and OCNotes, and the opportunity to shake hands with these frickin’ characters.
As for me, I’m shopping for the most spectacular dress I can find, and I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THESE PEOPLE:
Donate to the Genius cause here.


I keep telling you people THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! ™
What band is that in the video? Rage Against the Shower?
What time does Wheedle’s Groove go on?