All this talk of Jinkx Monsoon puts me squarely in the mood for a magical night of musical theater (so campy, so fey, so tragically gay!), and lucky for everyone, my probably third-favorite musical of all flipping time is happening at ACT Theatre (in conjunction with the 5th Avenue), featuring every Seattleite’s most paranoid nightmare—big weed that overconsumes you. Little Shop of Horrors! I’m seeing this particular production for the first time tonight, but our friend Christopher Frizzelle assures us that the production is insanely delightful (“Revelatory,” he says! “A marvel of language,” he says!). And I fully plan to be belting out “SOMEWHERE THAT’S GREEEEEEEEEEEN” and weeping on a loop for at least a week. ACT Theatre, 2 and 8 pm, $49–$79, through June 15.

Adrian Ryan is a Stranger senior contributing writer and nightlife columnist. He has been writing for The Stranger since late 1997, and he’s pretty sure he still hasn’t been paid for some really early...