Most likely you’ve received your ballot. So make sure you don’t forget to vote No on Initiative 1033, the latest thing to fall out of Tim Eyman’s ass and onto the ballot. It’s technically the first thing on the ballot, but voting instructions take up 80 percent of the first column, tucking it way into the lower left corner. If you’re not paying attention (which happens when you’re doing bong hits while you vote—thanks, absentee ballots), it’s easy to miss it.
So when you vote, find that little fucker on your ballot. Your prize if you win this scavenger hunt (and a majority of Washington voters vote “no”)? Schools, fire departments, running water, and all those other basic services that Eyman hates!
I guess the people who need to suck off the public tit are, unsurprisingly, too dumb to be able to find the vote for their milk supply.
I voted
Yes on R-71
Yes on I-1033
Both are compatible!
B-b-but property taxes will go up! Paying taxes for public services is just plain anti-‘merican.
Uh oh.
I already voted.
Now, which did i vote for, to increase the sales tax on the poor (Yes on 1033) or to give the poor’s money to the ultra-rich property owning white men (Yes on 1033) …
instead of repeatedly posting on this why don’t you just get a sandwich sign that says “I’m STUPID…”?
If you can’t find an initiative on the ballot, you should forfeit your right to vote. How stupid are Slog readers, exactly?