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Finally. I hate cold, wet, sticky candy pooped out by a robot.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

12 replies on “The Mall Is Weird.”

  1. How much is one serving of cotton candy, I wonder?

    I’d guess those bags/sticks you can get at carnivals and such are probably way more than a single serving. It’s pure sugar, right? No way one of those things is only 70 calories.

  2. has anyone ever had “wet” cotton candy? I consider myself a connoisseur of the stuff, but I’ve never found it to be too damp, or cold, or sticky. Very strange, indeed.

  3. Looks like someone can get trapped in there…turned into a giant candy cone…people screaming running from Auburn Supermall….it’s CandyHead!!!

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