That line appeared as a targeted ad in my [heterosexual female] friend’s gmail yesterday. It links to this Bostonian booze cruise, whose website offers a pic of the following lovely gal—presumably one of the innumerable things that (unlike the boat) will be going down over Boston Harbor:
Haaaayyyyy!!!
That’s quite the slogan, Boatonian: A whole boatful of people who will blow you! Also, you probably will not drown!
I think it was Melville who wrote:
THAR SHE BL_____S
A sexy boat cruise is dirty and disgusting. Jesus says NO!
The Standells were awesome. Just awesome.
too bad Boston’s full of sexually prudish/retarded 25-35 year olds
did you check out the videos? it’s a whole smorgasbord of fratboy heaven: skinny blonds, fat chicks, crunkin’, and pole dancing!
Hmmm — is oral sex worth an horrible death dissolving in an acidic harbor full of turds and chemicals?
this post would be way better if i could see one, just one, of her breasts.
Is the Miller Lite part of the performance? Because the fizzing could be an interesting sensation.
I lived in Boston for many years, and I have to agree with CM @4. Looking at those photos made me so happy that I no longer have to date body builders with highlights and guys with white baseball hat. Cuz really, that’s what 95% of the 18-34 crowd looks like there.