And surrounded by Republicans. Everywhere. There’s red everywhere. And people are chanting “Dino, Dino, Dino.” I think I am going to dream of Dino Rossi tonight. Here’s what you get if you are a Rossi supporter:

Wear me on your breast
  • R.B.
  • Wear me on your breast

This SECB member is surprised to find out that Republicans are like normal people, they drink beer, they wear funny hats, and dance with Dino Rossi campaign signs.

This is what normal Republicans do
  • R.B.
  • This is what normal Republicans do

It’s close to 10:30 p.m. and the party’s slowly thinning out. A lot of people are still making a beeline for the bar. Beefeater anyone? “Tomorrow we start again, we need you…” says one Republican over the microphone. Right now, Patti Murray’s 50.59 percent and Rossi’s 49.41 percent. But tomorrow, who knows? Someone’s trying to connect our next Republican member of Congress Jamie Herrera on Skype, but the computer freezes. “It’s a Democratic conspiracy,” someone yells out, and everyone laughs. See, even Republicans joke.

This is what Republicans drink
  • R.B.
  • This is what Republicans drink

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12 replies on “The SECB Is Undercover And Scared At The Rossi Party”

  1. conservative punk is an oxymoron—shes just likes shopping at hot topic with all the other mall punks

    And is that seated woman a great Minnie Pearl impersonator or what?

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