- Also, we’re not into branding. You are so kinky, Mr. Tillman!
…we shall not want.
So, Trevor Tillman, whoever you are, thank you for the six invitations to OneCubicle.com you sent to us this morning…
Hello,
I recently joined a new social networking site called OneCubicle.com and would like to invite you to join me! OneCubicle.com is a place to network with your friends and colleagues from around the globe, share your favorite work stories, find a better job or watch the folly of corporate life unfold around our “Water Cooler”. As a member of OneCubicle.com, you will experience the best of social networking and online job boards – allowing you to be entertained as well as enlightened.
Click here to sign up now! I hope to see you online soon!
…but no thanks.
Love,
The Stranger
The SLOG is my water cooler; I shall not want.
It maketh me lie down in green policies: it leadeth me beside the still waterfront.
It restoreth my soul: it leadeth me in the paths of the First Hill trolley.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Pat Robertson: for Dan Savage is with me; his rod and his staff comfort me. Or something.
The SLOG feels more like an abandoned bathroom stall in the basement rather than a water cooler, but anyway…