Take it away, Telegraph UK:

A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed after breaching a restraining order banning him from a farm. David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard…

Full story here. You may now return to your previously scheduled obsessing about the Lakewood massacre. (Also, I cannot wait for this fucking suspect to be caught so we can turn the story back to the victims. This whole thing is so infuriating and heartbreaking.)

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8 replies on “The Slurry with the Spooge on Top”

  1. Not to be rude – but – what harm is this fetish?

    Human urine and scat is often a fetish theme, ask Dan.

    Very Brit. to call it slurry – as noted above, it is shit by any other name.

    After soaking in the vat, I wondered how he smelled, if there is residual …. just curious.

  2. @5: Dan also thinks poop play is pretty gross.

    I think half of it here is the fact he doesn’t seem happy doing it just at home, but breaks into somebody’s farm. That’s pretty creepy and gross regardless of what fetish you have.

  3. @7- Yeah, dude needs to get his own farm. Or just buy a truck load of manure on Friday nights…

    @5- No harm, really. I bet it’s tough to get that odour (it’s BRITISH) out of your hair. Cow shit does not smell great. It’s not as bad as pig or chicken, but it ain’t pleasant.

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