Some days I am just so thankful that people exist and move around and talk and do stuff:
State elections officials narrowly rejected a Milwaukee Assembly candidate’s attempt to run with the slogan “NOT the ‘whiteman’s bitch'” under her name on the ballot.
Ieshuh Griffin, a Milwaukee independent running to replace retiring Rep. Annette “Polly” Williams (D-Milwaukee), said in response she would sue the Government Accountability Board for infringing on her freedom of speech.
“I’m not making a derogatory statement toward an ethnic group. I’m stating what I’m not,” Griffin told board members. “It’s my constitutional right to freedom of speech.”
In a related story, the Stranger editorial board still refuses to allow me to print “NOT A. Birch Steen’s Belarussian Slave Wife” under my name on the masthead. (Because I’m not! I’m saying I’m NOT his slave wife. Get it? Jeez.)
so you’re his mistress?
But they refused to allow her to run with the slogan, so, in a way… she is
Oh LOLOLOLOL.
Aaaand now I’m wiping the tears from my eyes. Thank you Miss West!!
😀
I want to be Colton Harris-Moore’s bitch.
Except I’m pretty much certain you could if you wanted.
I think you nailed it, Urgutha.
But without that slogan on the ballot she has no chance of winning the election.
She’s been whitesploited!
Wow! I can’t even count all the times I’ve ended up being a Whiteman’s bitch!