- JAMES YAMASAKI
This is a demolition derby of a ballot, caked with mud and soaked in ugly. We have needy Metro buses crashing up against slack-jawed yokels with Monorail fantasies. (SPOILER: We aren’t siding with the Monorail fantasists this time!) We have two dueling and confusingly intertwined measures about how to educate your stupid fucking brats your children, who are our (potentially dystopian) future. We have a bunch of judges going at each over dicks not sucked, “carpool” Corvettes, and who disbarred whom and when. (Really!) And if all that’s not enough to make you glad you don’t have a weapon at home, well, we also have two totally incompatible measures on access to firearms!
Wheee! But as anyone who’s been within earshot of the SECB at any bar, legal pot shop, SM sex dungeon, or endorsement meeting in the last few months knows (our insincere apologies to all the candidates we got belligerent with) if the SECB were to have its way there’d only be one question on this fall’s ballot. That question is this: Do the feckless, spineless, gonadless cowards who run our state government deserve to be hauled away on a prison bus right now, or soon? To which we say: RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Even before this clusterfuck of a ballot came to be…
