A few years ago, a friend and I used to have a contest to try to imagine the worst tattoo in the world. My friend said that it would be pretty funny (in a very awful way) if someone got a tattoo of a beat-up Honda with a banner underneath that read “MY OTHER TATTOO IS A PORCHE.” I think the first thing I came up with was a strip of bacon. That seemed like the kind of tattoo nobody would ever want. My friend decided that a sexy sheep in a bikini would be the worst tattoo in the world. And then I came up with what we decided was the winner: A life-size baby with a Hitler mustache.

And then a couple of weeks ago Grant introduced us all to LolTaz on Slog. And today they put up what I thought might be the worst tattoo in the history of the world (link NSFW). But then I looked back at the last few days’ entries and I have to say that my quest is over.

This (link most definitely NSFW) is the worst tattoo in the history of the world.

The way the tattoo owner (Steve-O of Jackass…um…fame) covered up the Worst Tattoo in the World makes it maybe only the 376th Worst Tattoo in the World.

19 replies on “The Worst Tattoo in the World”

  6. Will@5: as much as that one would make me personally want to kill the bearer if I saw it, it lacks long-term stamina. In a hundred years (if we’re lucky), nobody living is going to remember 9/11 as anything other than a paragraph in a high-school american history textbook that they pretended to read. But I feel pretty safe in asserting that baby-fucking will always be taboo.

  9. C’mon, that’s nuthin’ compared to the tattoo of the bodies falling of the Twin Towers, labeled “It’s raining men!”

    I refuse to link to it, but it’s on the same site.

  12. Some friends of mine have studied this issue long and hard, and here are the correct answers for WORST TATTOO:
    1. Gizmo, smoking a doob
    2. A beaver, with a pizza for a tail

    We could talk for hours about whey this is the case, but I don’t think we have to. Also, the second one is actually kinda sweet, and now exists because of said conversation.

  16. @9- I laughed at “It’s raining men” Though it was horrible, there was a joke at which to laugh at.

    A cowboy fucking a baby? There’s no joke there except “Hey, this is awful.”

  17. Hm. How about just “getting a permanent picture of anything is dumb and therefore, all tattoos are the “worst tattoo ever?”

    What’s the point of tattoos again? (note: there is no correct answer, as tattoos aren’t supposed to have a point, yet they are, yet not… because tattoo fanatics have major issues? or not? or yes? Yeah… go get a tattoo… it’s sign of maturity… right? Or non-conformity? or conformity? or what?)

  18. I used to drink a lot. I mean a whole lot. I have stories. I did stupid shit. I thank Ged everyday that I never, ever came home with a tattoo, much less a really stupid one.

  19. wingman-
    it looks like there was a nasty infection there and he saved part of the skin the was sloughing off. I hope you weren’t eating just then-sorry.
    Either that or he burned himself with a joint or butt in just the wrong place.

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