9:57 pm. Corner of Broadway and Pine. I couldn’t bring myself to kick him.

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  • Kelly O

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

38 replies on “There’s a Guy Walking Around Capitol Hill In Just Bikini Briefs and a T-Shirt”

  1. I’d kick him for the misused apostrophe.

    If Salman Rushdie got into acting and got a role playing Tobias in the Arrested Development movie, this is what that would look like. ANALRAPIST

  2. Goddamn it, Dad, you told me you’d stay in the motel if I got you a bucket of ice, a liter of the cheap clear stuff, and a rubber carp.

  3. It must be some new trend. Even I – a Beacon Hill Housewife who hardly ever gets out – recently had a surreal conversation with a young man who was really, really, really into this particular “kink”.

    He did not ask – and I did not offer – to kick him there (my footwear would have made it problematic anyway), but I was nonplussed, to say the least. What’s next? Erotic thrill during dental work without anesthesia?

  4. Maybe it IS Salman Rushdie.. and his mistress IS making him do it… and because he’s a writer, she added the apostrophe for extra humiliation.

  5. He’s a cop, you fools, and the terrorist whose brother he killed is wreaking his revenge upon him. While you stupids at The Stranger are turning the whole city’s attention upon him, the terrorists are breaking into the vault at Bank of America.

  6. I guess some people need a little something extra to get to the finish line. Boyfriend # 2 told me a story about watching a guy masturbate with a taser at the Living in Leather conference one time. So by comparison, I’d think a kick in the balls? Not so bad.

  7. next time try to get the shot from one knee, crotch level. that would be more dramatic. but i know from this photo you arent into drama, only irony.

  8. @33 thanks for the response kelly o. i like your photos. they have a similar style, like you really know what you want and pull it off, a sort of harsh eye level realism. im just curious what a change in your usual perspective (eye level) would do for some shots. blah blah

  9. I was at that corner 10 minutes after this was taken and didn’t see this man. I am sad that the universe cheated me on free ball-kicking.

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