The flight attendants for Cebu Pacific out of the Philippines have finally figured out how to make you watch and listen to the plane’s safety instructions: by adding a little Lady Gaga, a dash of Katy Perry, some ass-smackin’ dance moves and a shit-ton of KA-UTE! (Now let’s see, take the oxygen mask down, put it over my face, daisy dukes and bikinis on top… wait! That ain’t right! AHHHHHH!!)
These are the Flight Attendants I Want to Die With
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I thought I’d never be able to love again, until I saw that adorable little flight attendant. Now my heart belongs to her.
whomever was the gay flight attendant who came up with that needs to get a raise.
they play bingo on their flights too!
You’d never see the fat, bitter cows in any American airline do this!
They were so well rehearsed!
Being 6’1″, I can tell you that Cebu Pacific has the tiniest seats imaginable. But this is probably not too much of an issue for the majority of Filipinos.
damn, girl
i’m left wondering if ALL Cebu flight attendants were able to pick this up pretty easily, or if they had to fire the ones without adequate sense of rhythm, or if they just hired a whole new fleet of attendants with dance abilities…
I wanna see their male flight attendants shakin’ it too! If they’re as cute as the ladies … well, they’ll probably be gay, but they’d be nummy to watch 😀
Blow on that tube, baby. Yeah, that’s it.
Who could express the feelings I’m having at this moment for that flight attendant? Only Eddie Money could.
Just got a boner.
Great, now I’m going to get even MORE awkward boners when I fly…