Not only does Canada get health care…

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…Canada gets these. It’s not fair.

34 replies on “These Things Are Amazing”

  1. Pepperidge Farm Geneva cookies are pretty great, but they don’t have as much chocolate(y coating).

    Put ’em in the microwave for a few seconds and you get Hot Daddies!

  2. I bet he was right in your neighborhood, too, Canuck, but he passed right on by. Totally what Trailer Park Boys’ Ricky would call a “worst-case Ontario”.

  3. What, what, gus?! Say it isn’t so! I would’ve baked a cake, and put stale icing on it! Why am I always the last to know these things…

  4. Many, many children also have happy memories of their Dad’s cookie purses, although I haven’t seen one since the seventies.

  5. Not much of a trade-off, actually. Canuckistan gets those Godawful dogshit-looking whatever they are, and I get to have all the guns and knives I want. I think I’ll stay here, thanks.

  6. The maple leaf shaped ones with maple icing in the middle are great for dunking in your Timmy’s. [Think Oreos, but maple all over.] Get thee to a sugar bush before you go back Dan!

  7. Tomato sauce flavored chips are the best! They’re my favorite flavor and the only place I can get them in the US is in specialty international shops. The closest one is something like 30-40 minutes away from me…but I drive it once a month to stock up on goodies

  8. Yeah, those aren’t even that good. Hold out for the Peek Frean’s with the red sparkly stuff in the middle (I think they claim it’s jam but it’s the texture of jellybeans, so I call bullshit). Mmmm.

  9. @15, I do miss the wine gums, but I love floral gums even more. Also Coffee Crisp bars, dill pickle chips and salt and vinegar popcorn seasoning. I’m heading up to B.C. next weekend and will be stocking up.

  10. Ingredients: SUGAR, HYDROGENATED MODIFIED PALM KERNEL OIL, COCOA, CORN STARCH, SOYA LECITHIN, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOUR, ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR, SUGAR, ROLLED OATS, VEGETABLE OIL SHORTENING, COCONUT (TREATED WITH SULPHITES), GOLDEN SYRUP, RAISINS, PEANUT BUTTER (PEANUTS, SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL SHORTENING, SALT), SODIUM BICARBONATE, SALT, SKIM MILK POWDER, SOYA LECITHIN, SPICES, CORN STARCH, COLOUR, ARTIFICIAL FLAVOUR.

    1 package = 2823 calories, 265g sugar, 105g saturated fat (529% daily value)

    I’m pretty sure we have that here.

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