From the Tacoma News Tribune (screen capture below):

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The text of the ad:

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FORKLIFT OPERATOR, whorehouse near Port of Tacoma is currently hiring FT forklift operators. Order picking & racking a plus, 1st & 2nd shift, req’s 1 yr exp, may work wkends & OT, must be bondable & able to life 75 lbs…

(Sent from Slog tipper John.)

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...

18 replies on “They Must Be Really Heavy Prostitutes”

  1. Haha. This is my new favorite example of why you shouldn’t rely on spell checkers.

    My previous favorite: a student who sent me an e-mail telling me his paper would be late because, and I quote: “my dick got messed up and I couldn’t get it to load in the computer lab.”

  2. @6: Actually, it is funny. It’s not high comedy, it’s pretty much Fox sit-com comedy, but it is funny. Put down your Wilde and lighten up!

  3. 6, 7, yes, 8, no. It’s funny like America’s Funniest Videos is funny: to morons.

    In other news: Sebelius HHS sec.
    What’s up with Gregoire, she’s not into going to DC or was she passed over? Strong record w/ Hanford agreement and tobacco company negotiations; plus two terms as Governor of a medium sized state on a coast. One would think this background is better set of qual. for neg. over healthcare…than whatever Sebelius has done. I hear she couldn’t even get her leg. to raise tobacco taxes to fund children’s healthcare more.

    Kansas is a wasteland for Dems at level of president, senate and house races, giving a plum to a Kansan doesn’t get you much. And, this is like handing the governorship of Kansas back to the GOP.

    Oh wait forget all that politics crap, there’s some fart jokes being prepared, hyuk hyuk…

  4. Really, PC, or unPC, or whatever you’re calling yourself this week – you could have waited 15 minutes and posted this in the Morning News comments.

  5. My hope is that whoever eventually gets that job is someone that has been writing in to Eli after they got laid off and he (or she) can write in and fill us in on what exactly that job entails.

  6. That w/b Got “layed ” off! Damn, I’m not that “heavy”, a girls gotta make a living though… Wait, are they looking for M or F ?

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