The wrong kind of pussy—the really, really wrong kind—and only when he’s fucked up on meth.
Sigh.
I fully expect the next time I get into an argument with someone about marijuana decriminalization, they’re going to throw this meth-abusing cat fucker in my face.
Rarely has one of Dan’s links screamed, “DON’T CLICK ME, I AM FULL OF HORROR” so loudly.
To be fair, marijuana and meth both start with an ‘m’.
I’d be concerned with the gay=catfucker connection
@3 – Then I say we preempt that with the cat=temptress connection.
I’d bring up the straight dad who chewed the eyeballs out of his own kid’s sockets.
http://www.bakersfield.com/news/local/x3…
Give me the cat fucker any day.
I am nauseated just reading the titles of those links. Bleargh. Thanks for helping me stay on my diet today, Dan. :/
While I am totally on board with throwing the book at this feline fucker, I am a little disappointed the man was charged with indecent exposure, as it sounds like that was incidental to police contact, and not something Mr. Fuck-it-and-huck-it was engaged in on his own.
Coincidentally, The Meth-abusing Cat Fuckers new CD comes out tomorrow.
Hell of a way to start the day between the OP and @5. I’m with @1 on this 😛
Don’t fret too much about anyone who brings this up in an argument about marijuana. Those kind of people are taken less seriously by the day.
Oh, and the link didn’t fully upload before I decided I could do without reading it. Even clicking it is a bad idea.
Any time someone says “What about meth and heroin” when I argue for pot decriminalization, my response is: “That’s like saying alcohol is the same as heroin, or nicotine, or caffeine. All are recreational drugs that are regulated differently. I’m only talking about pot. If someone wants to lobby for meth decriminalization, that’s a different argument, but I’m not taking that one up.”
I expect he threw it out the window to get the claws out of his face. I can’t imagine a cat would take kindly to…well, any of the myriad things cats don’t appreciate having done to them. Cats have their little ways of making their feelings known.
I see this was in Iowa. They legalized gay marriage and now people are fucking cats. I am sure somebody will latch on to this correlation.
@13, great, now the paranoia in me is wondering if this is a fake story trying to rile up the idiots who equate gay marriage with bestiality.
How did he get away without severely lacerated genitalia?
@16, was the cat declawed?
@16 – a really really tiny unit?
Never mind claws. Cats in pain will do a number on the offender with their teeth. I had some seriously deep bite marks from attempting to help my vet take a leg cast off that was causing an infection. These are not anything like the light play bites that most of may have experrienced from cats.
I… but… oh dear why did I click that link 🙁 Poor cat
And this is why you shouldn’t declaw cats. Sicko deserved to have his genitalia shredded.
@7 My understanding is that he stood at the window of his apartment to throw the cat out into the street. Depending on the height of the window it could be seen as indecent exposure.
In other news, anyone who is so uptight to equate hard drugs and marijuana really should smoke some.
From the article: “Shockingly, he was high on meth.”
So…. guy fucks a cat and throws it out the window, but the *shocking* part was that he was high on meth, not your average, sober cat fucking window thrower?
Just saying…
for me marijuana is a hard drug. For other people it’s the same.
I get very, very paranoid on any pot I smoke any time.
Yes I have tried it multiple times.
For two friends of mine, they get shocking apocalyptic waking nightmare hallucinations.
Yes they have tried more than once.
Yes it was really only pot.