On Saturday, a 53-year-old man was pepper-sprayed, suffered a crowd-sourced clobbering, and was arrested after going on a wild cursing-and-punching tirade at Disney California Adventure Park in Anaheim.

Surprising fact: There seems to be a weird lack of security at Disney California Adventure Park in Anaheim.
Unsurprising fact: There is video.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...