A new government survey says more Americans are smoking marijuana, but other notorious illegal drugs have fallen off.
Make no mistake, it’s fucking fantastic that more people are putting down the the meth pipe and reaching for the bong, but can us Americans please try to refrain from losing our goddamn minds—like we’re witnessing the wrath of a malevolent god—when the trend swings back toward stimulants? Because it’s going to happen. It always happens. Thankfully, the stimulants never overtake pot—we’re gonna be okay.
You mean MORE people are putting down the meth pipe and taking up the bong, not fewer
Maybe it was that bong I ate for breakfast. Thank you and fixed.
Perennial half-brain Chris Jansing had Barry McCaffrey on this morning so he could add his own failed Drug Warrior hysteria into the mix:
“Don’t tell kids they’ll get lung cancer from weed, tell em they’ll get STDs, pregnant, in car crashes!”
>the stimulants never overtake pot
Five bajillion coffee drinkers would like a few words.
I don’t think anyone’s putting down the meth pipe and reaching for the bong.
People are putting down the meth pipe and reaching for the prescription pain killers and the benzos.