…but I somehow suspect this kid is never gonna get a boner ever again anyway.

Maybe helping this poor kid get it back up could be a job for KOMO’s “problem solver.”

And this film has been viewed nearly 900,000 times already—there’s even a parody version—which means you’ve probably already seen it. Remember: the Internet is a race! And you won!

15 replies on “This Kid’s Mom Says All the Right Things…”

  4. That was adorable! Too bad the still from the video makes the mom look mean and ugly.
    But this makes me glad my dad never wanted to come in my room once I hit puberty. Thanks squemishness!

  7. This is a clip from a longer movie about Sex Ed for trainables — special needs kids. The mother is so wordy because the film suggests you need to break things down for kids with low IQs to make sure they don’t get scared about their own reaction to their masturbation. You can watch the whole thing on the smoking gun.

  9. He’ll probably stop when people stop complaining that “this video has been around forever” and “Everybody has already seen this”.

    Which reminds me, I need to start posting “FIRST!!!” on every slog topic the moment it’s posted.

  10. Really? This kid nowadays has the internet dialed to porn and has seen it all. I doubt anybody is this naive anymore unless their parents are religious fanatics and won’t let the internet in the house and won’t let their kids go to anybodies house. But unless they’re home schooled, too, I just think a kid this age is light years ahead of mom. No?

  12. She left without doing what she went in there to do. …Unless she went in there to catch Ricky masturbating. That’s kind of weird.

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