1. God’s butthole appeared in the sky and farted blue fire on a mountain.
- BRAAAAP!
2. President Obama gave King Harald the dirty ditch.
- “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…”
3. This reindeer just hung around being hella majestic, as usual.
- “Hey, where the white women at?”
Keep it up, Norway! You know I love you, girl!
Thank you for making me lightly poop myself.
Space Vikings.
Hey now, watch what you say about Norway. I’m Norwegian! I’ll come get you!
Uh-oh. Xenu’s pissed and he’s coming to get us.
Reindeers are good eatin!
God’s butthole? Not so much.
A monarchy? Really?
It’s a sign. Obama is Messiah. That should help him with the Christianistas.
It’s a sign. Obama is Messiah. That should help him with the Christianistas.
LOL Russia! Your ICBMs are fail!
Jeg ågso liker Norge.
I’m getting a tattoo of this post.
another thing that happened in Norway this week – a friend of mine there dyed her hair darker and got a job … and some Yank drove by with a loud motorcade …
@5,
I don’t know about Norway’s monarchy, but Denmark’s monarchy has approximately zero power. And they don’t even get the benefit of being filthy rich like the British royalty.
If that had happened in the US, half a dozen doomsday cults would have mixed up a fresh batch of kool-aid. Instead, level-headed Scands just inundated their Meterological society with phone calls and photos.
@12, Norway is much the same.
@9, meg også!
Lindy, your Norwegian-themed posts are the best. Since I’m also a huge weather/atmospheric optics geek, that first picture has made my day. Tusen takk!
Norway gave us Annie, therefore it rocks.
As for the light display, I got a fast response from Les Cowley at Atmospheric Optics:
“It is a tumbling or spinning rocket either venting fuel in a jet or it has its motor still firing. The growing spiral of material is scattering the high altitude sunlight.
This video shows the spiralling motion of the rocket..”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/…
Oh Lindy, how we’ve missed you.
Oh, and, dans med meg.
Is that right?
Is there any way to get the keytar solo from Edgar Winters’ “Frankenstein” to play when you look at that first photo? Besides in my head, I mean.
@19,
You’re right. Obama should’ve given King Harald a nice shoulder massage, then talked with his mouth full.
And then worn a goretex ski getup to a Holocaust memorial.
@16, your BBC link is not working.
Here’s another BBC link w/vid but the vid doesn’t work for me.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/840600…
White women?
If god’s farts are blue, then we finally know why the sky is that color.
I love you Lindy West