…to bitch anonymously about friends’ weddings:
You used Papyrus as a font on your wedding invite. We can get past that. Asking for money instead of gifts so you can fund your honeymoon AND your fucking trip to Burning Man? It’s tacky and obnoxious, but I’ll let it slide. But charging for food, booze, and “carnival games”? Encouraging people to bring a guest… as long as the guest pays 20 bucks into a “wedding gift box” at the door?!
It gets worse. Read the whole thing in this week’s I, Anonymous.
(Also, belated thanks to all my friends who’ve gotten married without pulling crap like this, even though some of you are broke-ass broke.)
Too many people watching the Bride Channel.
All weddings – except your own – are appalling. Scratch me off your guest list, please, and thanks.
I wonder if it was an Evite? These people sound dreadful. One of the best “I, Anonymous” posts ever, because the writer has so much to be righteously pissed about.
Holy crap, charging your guests? Must be a banker’s kid.
Papyrus as a font on the invitation was the canary in the coal mine.
“Plus, I spilled twenty-four dollars worth of canapés in the bouncy castle.”