Hey guys! The sun’s out! Let’s have a picnic. Wait… WAIT! I know… Let’s have an Albanian picnic! You bring the mandolins, I’ll bring the cold cuts, and as for the rest of you… oh, I don’t know. Brings your guns, I guess. Bring a shitload of guns.
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that’s no picnic–that’s clearly an albanian tea party.
How is this more interesting than Charlie Sheen’s abdominal pains. Some of us have dead pools going on…
I loved the mock ad for supplies that #aots did for it too.
paradise. that picnic is safe from crazy shooters.
5280’s favorite balalaika festival.
muslim picnic = sausage fest.
…this picnic gayer than pink ink…
Meanwhile, several blocks away, shoppers were sent into a panic as a sudden, tremendous rain of bullets mysteriously fell from the sky…
@9 seriously, did these people never hear of “what goes up, must come down?”
That youtube was mislabled. That was the Seattle Police Officers Guild Picnic party for the SPOG Board Election Results. But where is the sweet jackets?
Remember the neutron bomb, which supposedly killed all the people but left the buildings standing? We need to develop a bomb that kills all the men. And then drop one on Albania. And a few other places I can think of.
Strangely reminiscent of Detroit, which, come to think of it, has a large Albanian population
I had an Albanian shop teacher in 6th grade and I distinctly remember how nice he was. And that he told me “Albanians never forget a grudge.” Then he made my cutting board for me because he was afraid I’d cut my tiny hands off.
We should ship Charles Mudede to Albany to straighten those people out.
I don’t think I have ever looked at a crowd of 50 or more men without spotting at least one (1) hot one.
@10:
“Participant at Ku Klux Klan Initiation Ceremony Is Wounded After Shots Are Fired Into Sky
The Associated Press
JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. Nov. 24 — A bullet fired in the air during a Ku Klux Klan initiation ceremony came down and struck a participant in the head, critically injuring him, authorities said.
Gregory Allen Freeman, 45, was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment in the Saturday night incident that wounded Jeffery S. Murr, 24.
About 10 people, including two children, had gathered for the ceremony. The man who was being initiated was blindfolded, tied with a noose to a tree and shot with paintball guns as Freeman fired a pistol in the air to provide the sound of real gunfire, Sheriff Fred Phillips said.
A bullet struck Murr on the top of the head and exited at the bottom of his skull, authorities said.
Freeman fled the ceremony but was arrested near his home, authorities said. He was released on $7,500 bail.”
(2003)
@13: Oh Fnarf, I must confess that on my darker days this is the secret dream with which I comfort myself. That, or some sort of gender specific plague like in the graphic novel “Y”.
@18 – Karma continues to amaze me….
I don’t know what’s every ones problem, but this looks completely normal to me!!