Currently, there are two ways to keep your teen daughter from becoming pregnant: 1) Trick her into becoming a lesbian. It’s really not that difficult. 2) When it’s time to give her the talk about the “birds and the bees,” show her this Japanese anime that precisely depicts what will happen when she experiences her first “adult kiss.”
Tongue wraps to Buzzfeed.
Applause!
The homosexuals don’t need to be this subtle to convert youngsters to same sex gayness. They keep saying words like “acceptance” and “tolerance” and “diversity” and before you know it, you’ve got another gay!!!!
I distinctly remember them showing that in high school, right alongside “Blood on The Highways”.
The bizarrest sex education tactic had to have ben the video I saw in middle school where a bunch of girls have a sleepover, one of them gets her period, and then the mother explains what the uterus and fallopian tubes look like, using pancake batter on the griddle as an illustration. Yeah.
CAN WE GET A KEYBOARD CAT VERSION OF THIS SHIT? JESUS. SLOG IS SOOOO LAZY.
What a twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!
@2, “same sex gayness”? As opposed to medieval-monarchy gayness, Lord Haw Haw?
Japan = Weird
That’s what my first kiss was like. Is that weird?
That was more like my divorce.
I’ve had dates like that.