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Pooters.
Tight shorts on dudes, low tables so you’re on eye level with their butts and packages.
Der Wienerschnitzel
Meat Market, Meat Rack, et al
Con Carne
Pick Nick’s Basket
If only the term “cocktail lounge” weren’t already in use.
Beefeatery?
Grindhouse?
Yeah, those are both terrible.
Meat and Two Veg (British slang)
Meat & Buns
Peckers, like Hooters, but with Woodpecker mascots.
Bulge Buffet?
The Dickatessen.
Agreed. Banhammer on ‘breastaurant’.
Testicatessen
Meatery.
Dangles.
Cockateria
Phallusade
The Cock and Balls.
Don’t we already have Dicks?
Erectorant.
brosserie
Delicatesticle. Hm, no.
Three Meatini Lunch. Nope.
Packers. Nah.
Dangles. Eesh.
To the greater point of equal opportunity objectification, is there really that much demand? Based on the ratios of: female-strip joints to male-strip joints; female burlesque performers to male burlesque performers; female-based porn to male-based porn… (and the respective porn markets). How big a chain of restaurants would Peckers be able to feasibly become?
Weiner Roast.
twigs and berries vegetarian.
Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s (the second one in the franchise could be “Cock-a-Doodle-Too’s”.)
Pickle Jar.
Howard’s Johnson
Whatever it’s called they can boast about their WaitSTAFF.
Comestibles
(just don’t ask about the secret sauce)
hung far low
(bad) chinese in the pdx
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Shouldn’t it be named after the feature(s) straight women prefer to look at and appreciate? Not the one men think the women are looking at?
But the “Breastaurant” is the euphemism for a nursing mother. It can’t just be re-used for hooters, etc. like that. grr.