Today in Pants

1. Texans have a reputation for being especially classy.

2. I’m having trouble imagining Obama talking about his bunghole on the phone.

3. Never mind the horrifying image of the presidential nutsack — he’s describing some really horrifying clothes. (I hope he had a shiny white leather belt to wear with those old-lady-after-dinner-mint-colored matching slacks & shirts…)

4. what kind of male has a weight variation of 10-15lbs each MONTH?

   Yikes

5. Historic

6. @4: LBJ was not the healthiest of ducks. When he campaigned, he drove himself so hard that on several occasions he ended up in hospital. He would sleep only one or two hours a night, eat hardly at all, and generally worry himself half to death. There are a bunch of hilarious photos from his early campaigns where the rings around his eyes are so dark he looks like a zombie. Off the campaign trail, of course, he ate like a Texan.

7. Thanks for the additional info, Drone @6

8. If you (speaking to men here) ever have a suit made by a tailor, the tailor will ask you which side you dress on.

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