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Well, he could use a new haircut.
I miss his wildman phase when he sported jungle hats, personally.
By the way, how come he didn’t get an invite to the Prince’s wedding in India?
I love A. Birch Steen and resist any efforts to bring him into the current century.
i had a crush on a cute girl i saw around… until i found out she worked for a PR firm
Why are you reading Mr. Steen’s mail?
Because he doesn’t exist, dumbass.
Please write her back Mr. Steen!
Who writes as birch anyway, I can’t even take a guess but always wondered
Dear Mr. Steen,
I am sure that you are familiar with the greastest of American games, baseball. Yes, the glory days of rounders may be long past, but free agency and integration are wrongs we can correct at another time. Being a patriot, I am sure that you understand that a hanging curveball does not occur often, and homerun hitters need to swing for the fences when prestened with an opportunity as such.
Please, dear sir, swing away, and let these suffragettes feel the scorn of your mighty pen.
As always, your loyal half-breed servant,
wisepunk.
I sure hope his pen is mightier than the sword over the attack on the beloved Husky bball players today …
@8, Currently, Paul, at least some of the time.
@6: His name is an anagram for “Steinbacher”.
Anyone get one address to A. Larch? Just curious…