Halloween is only 19 days away. Perhaps you’ll want to dress up like a Sexy Environmentalist.
This costume is perfect for the eco-friendly consumer. Help spread the eco-friendly message! Go Green Girl includes green pleated mini dress featuring recycling badge, white lace and ribbon embellishments, GO GREEN! screen print on the butt, removable “Recyclers Do It Twice” pin and earth bag. Costume is packaged in recyclable paper bag. Please note does not include stockings or shoes.
And it’s only $50! Thanks for the heads-up, Jezebel, which urges readers, “If you’re going to wear a sexy Halloween costume, at least be creative about it,” then offers a handful of creatively sexy suggestions:
Sexy Bottom Of Purse LifeSaver: Is there anything sexier than a crusty old LifeSaver from the bottom of your purse? I think not. Just put on a bra and a pair of fishnet stockings and wrap a pool tube around your waist. Then spray yourself with two kinds of perfume and some mint air freshener, to get that bottom of purse fragrance going. It’s probably best if you also sweep up some hair from your dog or cat and stick it on your face somewhere. Nobody will be able to stop your hotness. Bonus points if you coordinate your drinks with the type of LifeSaver you’re supposed to be. Butter Rum, y’allll.
In less sexy environmentalism, a Japanese airline is aiming to reduce carbon emissions by asking passengers to void their bladders and bowels before boarding.
Sarah Silverman’s idea is the best — Sexy Hitler.
Sexy 19th century Oil conglomerate type Tycoons
Go Green Girl. GGG. Neat.
I’m going for the sexy meat-packing industry immigrant laborer.
Slutty pumpkin.
Slutty costume observations from The Love Lights:
http://www.thestranger.com/extras/audio/…
For the last seven years I’ve been some version of sexy Nixon. My favorite one was Nixon taking a bubble bath. It tends to get lots of dirty looks.
I hear paper bags are killing fishies.
That’s why they tried to tax them in Seattle …
The fish kept putting them over their heads.
What’s greener than dumping 50 bones on a brand spankin’ newly manufactured go gren costume?
Oh yeah, reusing some things you found at Goodwill.