Baby Mop from Chris Milk on Vimeo.

From MSN Now:

This incredible Baby Mop outfit turns your baby from an eating, pooping, crying machine into a housework helper. No, it’s not a joke — this is a hot item on the betterthanpants.com website, boasting that in addition to polishing your floors as baby crawls, the $40 glorified onesie will ensure your baby develops a “strong work ethic” early in life.

Thank you, Metafilter.

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...