Seattlepi.com/KOMO has the riveting story of this naked butt and hair seen in the wilds of Tiger Mountian:
“I saw his butt. I saw his hair,” said Heather Nausadis, who spotted [a nude man] while hiking the Tiger Mountain Trail on Sunday afternoon. “He’s naked. He’s naked, you know!”
Nausadis says the man in the buff surprised her in the woods, then was surprised by her fiance, who was about 50 feet down the trail.
“He (the nude man) was coming at me. Wasn’t like he was coming at me fast or lunging, but he was close enough. A few more steps, and he would have been right there. I just didn’t know what to do.”
She says the trail was packed when she spotted the man about a half hour into her hike.
“We’re like, ‘How bold is it!'” she said. “I think I was more relieved that Dennis was there, and it wasn’t some woman by herself.”
Beware! For the Naked Butt and Hair of Tiger Mountain lurks in the shadows.
As exurban sprawl continues to threaten their habitat, this sort of run-in is going to become more commonplace.
that was just sasquatch, doing PR for the gorge!
it was probably just the nude hiker out for a walk: http://nudehiker.blogspot.com/
“The awful hank of unbraided hair!”
A naked man is automatically threatening.
Sounds like one or the other of them either wandered too far away from or too close to Fraternity Snoqualmie.
@6 for the win. I expected bad journalism from the PI and KOMO, but come on Slog…you guys can’t do a little research?
They also caught a guy in the actual act of raping a woman.
Let’s face it, suburbs and exurbs are dangerous places, in addition to being inefficient.
As Adam Smith says in Wealth of Nations – “you’re better off in a city or a town than otherwise” (paraphrasing, but he says it over and over and over)
I think we should have a nude hiker ordinance passed by the city council.
Thankfully, KOMO and SeattlePI.com have exposed this woman for trespassing fully clothed in nature and disturbing the poor, little bear.
Has she no shame?
Oh, the thought of it…a woman…fully clothed…in the woods, no less.
GASP!
I shutter to think what else she might be capable of doing.
Wait, how did she see his butt if he was coming towards her? Was he walking backwards?
The words “butt” and “hair” should never be seen close together.
I vote we have Conlin and that guy debate.
And while they’re debating we kill the Billionaires Tunnel.
Who’s with me?
Shit I’ve seen more nakedness in the backwoods than anywhere except maybe a strip club and the Fremont Street Fair.