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i think it’s resemblance to a vagina makes it a better v-day (har har) gift, not a bad one. assuming you’re shopping for someone who likes vag. -sarah
“Vajay-jay?” What is this, fucking MTV or something?
I’m really trying for a stupid double entente here, but there’s no language overlap between mice and v-jays.
Drag and drop? No. Point. Click. Scroll. Mouse pad -> maxi pad? No. Optical, laser, USB? Fuck I give up.
@2 – If you’re going to criticize, please suggest something better.
@4 “Vaginas”, perhaps?
It’s orgonomic!
I’m wondering if they will attempt to patent the particular arrangement of curves and buttons.
Alright, who’s willing to buy one and switch it with Dan’s current mouse?
Really, am I going to be the first one to point this out?
They should’ve just called it the G Spot.
@5: You beat me to it.
Oh, c’mon now Mary, you honestly think nerds don’t know how to download porn?
I’d hit that.
I always thought the vagina was on the inside.
@2,
It is strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Vagina.
Technically, you’re right, TAJ, but today’s woman calls the whole package her “vag.”
Also looks like an uninflated life jacket.
@14- Or they use the right word for the outside and call it the vulva.
I’d get that for my lesbian friends for Xmas, but for some reason I can’t imagine giving it to a straight person of either gender or a gay man.
@ 3 & 5, thank you.
2 & 5, pardon me. Vajay-jay is something that you tell your toddler to wipe after peeing.
@ 14, I call mine a snatch, cause its so tight it could snatch a gold brick off of a concrete floor.
@19: And I’ll bet you’re proud of that.