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  • From Ricky (who’s in a band called Bad Tats): “This is a stick of dynamite, but it kinda looks like veggie bacon.”

Well, the entries have been pouring in. AND TOMORROW WE VOTE!!! I’ll post all the entries with a Slog poll, and the winner will receive ONE FREE REMOVAL of their very most unwanted ink. It’s a super generous offer from the professionals at Seattle Skin and Laser (read: Removal ain’t cheap!)

Here’s how to enter: E-mail a photo and short description (and nickname) of your ugly tattoo to worsttattoo@thestranger.com by 5 p.m. today. Then watch Slog tomorrow for the official vote.

I mean, who DOESN’T want to get rid of their crappy tattoo? Nobody, THAT’s who!

Rules and restrictions after the jump…

Contest Rules, Restrictions, and Fine Print:
• Winner will receive a free removal of their tattoo
• Winner will need an in-person complimentary consultation prior to starting treatment
• New patients only
• No all-white or black-light tattoos
• Good for a single tattoo, 4 x 4 inches or smaller
• Tattoos less than six weeks old may need time to heal prior to treatment
• Sun exposure may delay treatment start

About SSL:

Seattle Skin and Laser has been the Northwest leader in tattoo removal since 2008. Led by board certified dermatologist Kean Lawlor, MD, Seattle Skin and Laser provides a range of medical, cosmetic and surgical services. Dr. Lawlor is also a founding partner of BlinkTattooRemoval.com, a group of affiliate physicians committed to using only the safest, most state-of-the-art technology in a medical facility. Seattle Skin and Laser recently acquired the most powerful laser on the market for tattoo removal, the PicoSure.

About the PicoSure Laser:

PicoSure is the world’s first safe and effective picosecond aesthetic laser. This breakthrough in laser technology delivers ultra-short pulse bursts of energy to the skin in trillionths of a second. The Picosecond pulse width is 100 times shorter than nanosecond technology, enabling unmatched photomechanical impact for better clearance with fewer treatments. Clinical studies show greater clearance with about 50% fewer treatments than traditional nanosecond lasers. Even dark, stubborn blue and green inks, as well as previously-treated tattoos can be removed. Seattle Skin and Laser offers complimentary tattoo consultations to existing and new patients interested in this new technology. We can also fade (for a new tattoo placement) or remove parts of a tattoo as well.

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...