That’s right, mama-effers: Today at 4pm Seattle time, I will be live-slogging The Oprah Winfrey Show featuring conflicted Christian cock-smoker Ted Haggard. In honor of Oprah and Ted, I will be wearing a sweater cape and high on meth.
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This picture is just asking for a cock to be photoshopped in. Unfortunately, I lack the requisite skills.
Or I could “live-Slog” it in comments since it comes on in 30 minutes here on the east coast…but I don’t want all of the people here to get mad at me for *SPOILERS* like they tend to do…
Is the sweater cape a relative of the snuggie?
like anyone cares.
Schmader, you are an anti-christian bigot.
I’ve seen that picture a number of times and I can never figure out what the fuck he’s doing with his hands.
Is that a picture of Haggard doing his famous Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter bit?
i’m on the east coast and watching it now. you guys are going to have a field day.
Holy smokes! He’s originally from Indiana–the county over from where I grew up! This is actually an interesting show.
david schamder: that was the most beautiful and perfect paragraph ever written. it is a poem. it makes my soul fizz like soda. i’ve read it ten times. i’m a new person now. i salute you.
@1: Invisible cock is invisible.
Great idea! But I beat ya to it in Eastern time.
http://www.bilerico.com/2009/01/ted_hagg…
Have fun. It was a good Oprah show. Lots of cringe-worthy moments. 😉