Did you ever wish you could send friends and family tender internet greetings in the form of an anthropomorphized enema nozzle dressed up as various famous works of art?

WISH GRANTED.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet EneMan, the supercool colorectal health spokes-enema!

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Note the unfortunate paint splatters.

Note EneMan’s bitchin’ shades.

Happy birthday, grandma! Sorry you got laid off, Gary! I got you this EneWoman with the Pearl Earring. Because I love you. And so does your rectum.

Thanks, eternally, to Improbable Research and Andrew.

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

5 replies on “Today in Feces: Addendum”

  1. Wow.

    That is the best thing ever, or at least in quite some time. The EneMan returned from war kissing his ladyfriend is… well. Mind-boggling.

  3. EneMan can kick Douchebag’s ass, but trying to get people to call each other “Enemabag” isn’t having the planned results. Expect more layoffs this weekend because of it. :p

  5. as part of a long night of pure sexual delight – with much butt faucking – the emnnema is very cool

    except use slightly hotter wather than you think you should

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