I assume Slog has already chronicled the Somali pirate attack on a U.S. cruise ship. Today the passengers are speaking:
“We didn’t think they would be cheeky enough to attack a cruise ship,” passenger Wendy Armitage of Wellington, New Zealand, tells The Associated Press.
Oh yes they would be. Also, the Daily News, ever helpful, reminds that these pirates use “grenades, not swords,” and look like Africans, not Jack Sparrow.

I’d like to know more about this snazzy “long-range acoustic device” they used, presumably a standing-wave thingie. It sounds like it didn’t work very well.
Do they still have skeet as a recreation option on cruise ships?
Anyone notice the story on that page about freaky X-rays? I think I’d rather be held hostage by pirates than STABBED IN THE HEAD:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gallerie…
I’m no naval expert so maybe this is a dumb question… but how do a bunch of guys in a motorboat get on a cruise ship? Are there ladders or grappling hooks or something?
Am I alone in thinking that grenades on a boat are a bad idea?