Tough break, kids, I am totally happy hangin out naked!
  • “Tough break, kids, I am totally happy hangin’ out naked!”

Some of you guys are super-bummed about all the evidence piling up that many dinosaurs had feathers. Brian Switek has something to tell you:

If youโ€™re one of those people who loathe dinosaur feathers, thereโ€™s a group that will commiserate with you: creationists.

Creationists are on a campaign to โ€œtake dinosaurs back.โ€ Earlier this year, the creationist crackpot Ken Ham, president of Answers in Genesisโ€”the organization that established the fundamentalist funhouse called the Creation Museumโ€”said, โ€œDinosaurs have been held hostage for decadesโ€ by his mortal enemy, the nefarious โ€œsecular humanists.โ€ Ham is determined to appropriate dinosaurs for biblical literalists.

That’s right, the same people who deny the fossil record want dinosaurs for themselves.

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