First, apropos of nothing, these tater tots taste like sadness. They are not what I wanted and I paid too much for them because I’m on a layover in Vegas.
Second, the dinosaur news: I look like I’m traveling with an invisible 6-year-old boy because both my carry-on bag and my pillow are covered in dinosaurs. And then there’s the tiny apatosaurus earrings in my suitcase. (Mom Traverse made that pillow for me and I will punch anyone who makes fun of it.)
Third, Slogging from the iPhone is not awesome.
Well, I can tell you getting any iPhoned Slogging you can manage IS awesome.
Thank you, Mary.
Your bag and pillow are freakin’ awesome. I wouldn’t dream of making fun of them, and not just because I don’t know whether to be afraid of you.
Plus, those appear to be more Crispy Crown than Tater Tot. You wuz robbed.
Two words: Drink heavily.
@3: Agreed. Those slabs o’ spud are way too large to be considered tater tots. They do look kinda sad, though.
They are Burger King tater-things. I do not like them.
@5280 that was my next plan. My airport adult beverage of choice is a Bloody Mary. I believe I’ll go look for one.
Mary, you’re wonderful. Let that dino-freak-flag fly!
And, have you seen the amazing dinosaur hoodies ThinkGeek has on sale? http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel…
Mary, you should start reading my uncle’s magazine. It is for the true dinosaur freak.
http://www.search4dinosaurs.com/pretimes…
@Tracy OMG must have! Thanks for the tip!
@wisepunk OMG want that too!!!! I’ll totally check it out!
#3 is correct, those ain’t tots. They say they are, but they’re not. The Vegas mantra of misrepresentation knows no bounds.