…a malfunctioning robot that fell from space, possessed a race of earth birds, infiltrated human society, and is biding its time until we let our guard down and it can BEAK US ALL IN THE EYEBALL TILL WE’RE DEAD.

KISS, KISS!

OH SHIT, IT’S TIME! WHO’S GUARDING THE PRESIDENT??

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

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  4. I found a new born chick in my driveway. I took it in and gave it watered down dog food in a dropper and a warm nest of rags. That tiny thing grew into a starling that was the source of a good deal of fun.

  5. My favorite bird, other than peach marshmallow chicks, is the one that Bill Gates and Paul Allen are giving Seattle and Mother Earth by pushing for two giant projects – SR-520 bridge (hearing today 5-7pm at SLU Armory) and the SR-99 Billionaires Tunnel – both of which DOUBLE global warming emissions in comparison to what they replace, both of which have ZERO transit-only lanes.

    I mean, now those birds are ones we’ll be feeling for a long long long time in this county, a county where we’re ALREADY in violation of the new EPA regs for global warming gas emissions that take effect in 2011.

    Talk about the bird. The bird is the word. And the word is a big FvckUuu to Mother Earth.

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