U GUUUUUUYYYYYZ!!!!!!

It’s just two hours and however-many minutes (what do I look like—A CLOCK!?) until you and me and Seattle’s Only Celebrity™, Tom Skerritt, convene upon Vermillion Gallery and Wine Bar for fun and frolic.

In case you’ve forgotten: Tom Skerritt Happy Hour will take place TONIGHT, June 8, from 5:30 to 7:30 pm. Vermillion Gallery and Wine Bar (1508 11th Ave) is graciously hosting, and providing some Skerriffic food and drink specials, including the Top Gun (a Rainier tallboy and a shot of Jack, $7) and the Sloppy Sheriff Jimmy Brock (sloppy joes, $3 each).

Eeeeeeeeep!

In closing, here is a video made by a pervert of Tom Skerritt upon Racquel Welch:

See you soon!

Lindy West was born an unremarkable female baby in Seattle, Washington. The former Stranger writer covered movies, movie stars, exclamation points, lady stuff, large frightening fish, and much, much more....

3 replies on “Tom Skerritt Happy Hour Is Almost Upon Us!”

  2. I think “Yeeeee!” sums it up.

    I also wonder how many Top Guns we will need to buy him before we can get a “Damn, this kid is good!”

  3. I am attending the Northwest SEED 10th anniverary banquet tonight, but if it ends early enough, I may just stop by. I always travel incognito, however, so you may not know who I am. But I will know who you are.

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