Babeland Seattle continues to blow my mind. Tonight, in conjunction with Blitz, the Capitol Hill Art Walk, they’re throwing a “Sexy Santa” night. Only Santa isn’t some white-haired fat man in a cheap suit. Tonight, Santa will be played by some of Seattle’s sexy-sexy firefighters.

Mr-February.jpg

Firefighters who posed for a pin-up-style calendar, benefitting the WSCFF Burn Foundation, will be on hand signing calendars and posing for photos. Calendar sales benefit burn research programs, send injured kids to summer camp, and provide burn prevention kits. The firefighters will be in the store on Thursday. We will give a Silver Bullet vibrator to the first 50 people who buy a calendar. We also baked some holiday cookies, and will have eggnog and hot cider.

The event is free, 6-9 pm. I want a photo with Mr. February. You know, to put in Mom’s Christmas card.

click photo to enlarge

Kelly O—formerly a Stranger staff photographer, music writer, Drunk of the Week columnist, and more!—finished art school and a soul-crushing internship at a corporate advertising agency in Detroit,...

5 replies on “Tonight! Sexy Firefighters, Cookies, Cider, and Free Sex Toys”

  1. Please Kelly, Give that Christmas gift to Mom. You never know what she might say in acceptance. As (such) a very wise gay man said – gayer than the entire decade of the nineties – it’s about a lot more than just the controversy and irony involved. so wise, so brief.

Comments are closed.