Bank of America, to where some of you fled upon WaMu’s collapse this Fall, is suffering from a little indigestion after devouring hideous-debt-laden Merrill Lynch & Co as well as irresponsible Mortgage lender Countrywide.

Bank of America Corp., the largest U.S. bank by assets, slid 15 percent in New York trading after posting its first loss since 1991 and receiving emergency government funds to ease the acquisition of Merrill Lynch & Co.



The losses, coupled with the U.S. lifeline of $138 billion
, put more pressure on Chief Executive Officer Kenneth D. Lewis to make the takeovers of Merrill and mortgage lender Countrywide Financial Corp. pay off. Lewis has drawn criticism from analysts for rescuing the two ailing companies, and the bank told investors on a conference call today to expect more and possibly bigger losses in the quarters ahead.

How much more help are we, the taxpayers, granting Bank of America? Twenty billion dollars directly handed to them, plus the guaranteeing of nearly $120 billion in additional loans.

The plan to graft failing, and possibly unsalvageable, financial organizations onto ‘strong’ retail banks? Going swimmingly so far, isn’t it?

Don’t even get me started on the even more massive and flailing resuscitation attempts on Citigroup.

Jonathan Golob is an actual doctor.

15 replies on “Too Big to Fail; Too Incompetent to Succeed”

  1. Meanwhile, my tiny little bank that’s been in business since before the Depression just keeps right on trucking along. I am account number 25,000-and-change, and I haven’t been asked for I’d to cash a check since I opened the account. Big isn’t always better.

  2. How could BoA lose money after extracting its customers’ money so persistently? I left after they spontaneously upgraded my free checking (free human contact promised twice per month but a fee was always charged) to checking with a monthly fee.

  3. Bank of America gave me my student loans. If they go bankrupt, would I still have to pay them back?

    If not… then please, please, please go bankrupt!

  4. How aggravating. Our money is being used as piss to the wind. More and more I’m reading some serious people suggesting temporary nationalization of all banks. Apply the new FASB standards, reveal bank insolvencies right away, force recapitalizations/mergers/bankruptcies, replace all the execs and owners. With an eye to attracting confidence of debt buyers sufficient to finance a $2 trillion stimulus to be devised at that point. Confidence bolstered by Congressional investigation into meltdown causes. Then set the healthy remaining banks free to romp around again, under closer supervision this time.

    I don’t know the right thing to do, but it’s impressive to me how many longtime econ wonks are starting to push for this.

  5. Isn’t BofA a commercial bank and not a retail bank?

    Either way, I have never wanted those fucks to have my money.

    Hello Europe.

  6. Shouldn’t “too big to fail” also mean “too big to exist”? Why were these companies allowed to get this big, powerful and, allegedly, indispensable – it’s time to start breaking them up. Also, if mergers mean loss of jobs then breaking these companies up should mean more people hired – another benefit. Our fucking congress – asleep at the wheel again.

  7. What? Fled to BoA instead of BECU? Sad. I used to be with BoA, they were my first, bank. I didn’t know that institutions showed thanks for banking with them till I had strong reason to switch. Basically lied to twice by bank managers, after a deposit made in person was lost and I incurred over draft fees due to them selling me a money order for rent during that same transaction and them think I should just sit tight while my money was tied up in fees during Christmas. They mess up while trying to fix this problem leaving me with no money for groceries. They first assumed ‘our hands are tied’ would sit fine with me and I wouldn’t expect them to be dynamic enough to prevent their fuck up from affecting a patron with a PERFECT banking record. (they caused my first overdraft)

  8. So…is it legal for all these failing banks to up my interest rates for no apparent reason other than they are failing? My WaMu credit card just skyrocketed from 10% to 28% (and my credit limit was reduced–conveniently–to the exact balance I currently owe). Citibank just upped me from 10% to 17%. I have an “excellent” credit rating.

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