Remember when I finally got my ride back? Well, skull decals are cool and all, but what I really wanted were decals of that girl silhouette that you always see on the truckers’ mud flaps, so yesterday I traded my old ride in for this. It’s hard to see, but there’s one of the girls decaled right under the door latch. I didn’t even have to put it on myself! What do you guys think?
Needs more Wienermobile.
People are going to stop mistaking you for gay, and start mistaking you for a rural closet case.
You the man now, dog.
I think they pay you too much money.
Ironic hipster car!
Saw right thru’ you dipsh*t.
Enjoy your polluting wheels.
I’m sorry sir, you can’t drive that with out a proper mullet.
That things rad! How much?
I got $50 that says there’s a bottle of Apple Pucker rollin around in the trunk.
FYI, they also make guy silhouettes. There are a lot of gay truckers out there.
BTW, not bad, Grant, not bad at all. V6 or V8?
Nice car, Starsky.
If I had a car I would never, ever park it on 11th for fear humiliation from Grant Brissey. Although, I think I would have better taste in automobiles than this car or the last one.
I didn’t realize Brissey was an Italian name.
I have that car in Hot Wheels.
Sorry about your tiny penis, Grant.
My sister is getting married in a barn next week. Can I borrow it for the honeymoon in Memphis?
If that car were a dude, I’d duct tape his mouth shut and fuck him in an alley. Just sayin’.
And what, pray tell, do you car-hating urban elitists consider a hot car?
A hybrid, right? Jeez, talk about small penises…
And you should make sure you play “Journey’s Greatest Hits” on the cassette player really loud while driving down Broadway. Anything by Boston would work or old Van Halen.
I’m sure the owner of that car drives it ironically.