I-5 North is pretty much at a standstill. South is clear, but people are taking it very slow.*

5:51 pm: Facebook comments:

Oh awesome, after an hour on westlake ave the bus is officially moving faster than I walk!

1 hour and 45 minutes so far in traffic on 1st ave.

Left the office in Seattle at 315, still sitting on bus on I5 northbound at Mercer St. IN SEATTLE at 512. Sitting here. Reading insurance crap. I’m ready to move to Eastern WA for snow and NO traffic. Goodnight my kids, I’ll kiss you when I get home!

Hey if you drive up the bike lane and then try to merge over I’m not gonna fucking let you in, you fucking piece of shit.

Downtown to Ballard = 1.5 hours!!!!!!!!!ยกยกยกยก!!!!!!

We get it, transplants. Seattle freaks out when it snows. Now you know how we feel when you bitch about it raining for five straight months.

I fucking hate everyone in seattle who can’t drive.

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11 replies on “Traffic Report”

  1. Hey McGinn, I thought you said there were going to be salt trucks this winter. Well where the fuck are they, you lyin’ piece of shit?

  2. So what are ya drinking, gus? I am imagining you in front of a crackling fire, in a smoking jacket, with your Fluevoged feet resting on your faithful lurcher, hot toddy in hand. And as you’re scrolling throught the channels, have you ever clocked the lovely Dr. Chase on House? Never got around to watching it until tonight, and as soon as I saw him, I thought, “must share with gus…”

  3. i bet twenty bucks that the bike lane incident occurred on dexter, people pull that kind of bullshit ALL THE TIME.
    because, you know, no one uses the fucking bike lanes on dexter.

  4. …wait a minute, wasn’t this the “what are you drinking?” thread?

    No, because then they’d just be cloying, gus, completely agree.

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