New Secret Service code names for the Obamas:

Barack Obama: Renegade
Michelle Obama: Renaissance
Malia Obama: Radiance
Sasha Obama: Rosebud

Also:
Joe Biden: Celtic
Jill Biden: Capri

And:
George W. Bush: Tumbler
Laura Bush: Tempo

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23 replies on “Tumbler and Tempo, Meet Renegade and Renaissance”

  1. The code names are just a tradition now, they’re not important for security anymore. Before their communications were encrypted, it was important, and the names were actually secret.

  2. Also, they work well as unique identifiers to avoid confusion, and also for clarity when communicating over walkie talkies, or cell phones or whatever.

  3. Why do they use code names if the code is not kept secret?

    All these people already have public names.

    Is this just the way Secret Service agents amuse themselves when nobody is trying to pass the motorcade in traffic.

  4. Not only is W Tumbler, but his brother Jeb is Tripper, from the days when they were part of Timberwolf (GHW Bush)’s First Family.

    The Bush Kids: They fell down a lot.

    The best, however, are the Palins: Denali and Driller. Stay classy, Secret Service!

  5. Will the Secret Service agents be pronouncing “Celtic” with a hard initial C like “Capri” or with a soft initial C like the Boston NBA team?

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