Oh, Texas. Look at you. You’re so old-fashioned with your insults. You’re fine with gay people, you just don’t want them THROWING IT IN YOUR FACE? You like gay people except if there’s any evidence of gayness within your field of vision? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Way to bring back the ’90s! In Texas’s defense, two of the other anchors at the table aren’t having it, and even take little glee in watching their colleague storm off in the middle of the broadcast.

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...